Application to Stalk Tawney Bubbles
Recently, Miss Bubbles Stalker had to be terminated. She is currently taking applications for the position. If you are interested in applying, please fill out the form below. Thank you and have a wonderful day.
| Application form |
| First Name | |||||
| Last Name | |||||
| Sex | |||||
| –If other, please specify | |||||
| Hours a week you can devote to stalking Miss Bubbles | |||||
| Are you available to stalk her on nights and weekends | |||||
| As Miss Bubbles’ stalker, you will be expected to leave her gifts. What kind of gifts can she expect from you? | |||||
| –If other, please specify… | |||||
| Where would you leave said gifts? | |||||
| –If other, please specify… | |||||
| If you were caught spying on Miss Bubbles from behind a bush, what would your first reaction be? | |||||
| –If other, please specify… | |||||
| If you were to see Miss Bubbles on a dinner date, what would you do? | |||||
| –If other, please specify… | |||||
| If you were to write a creepy letter to Miss Bubbles, what kind of thing would you write? | |||||
| Why do you feel you are qualified to stalk Miss Bubbles? | |||||
| What is you past experience? | |||||
| Would you be willing to sign an exclusivity agreement stating you may only stalk Miss Bubbles? | |||||
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